-TG: the names dave striderTG: i start the sickest fires
TG: answering asks like an faq writer
TG: so drop a q
TG: and ill take a few
TG: to crank out a reply
TG: if your bullshits worth my time
arent they the same thing?
also
gross man
ha
ill take the dolphin for 300 alex
sorry bro this cool slice of strider aint on the market
im that sick nasty xbox game the company keeps pushing back the damn release date for
you can stare at the screenshots as long as you fucking please but you cant play with the real goods
how high do you even have to be to ask something like that?
dude ones a color the others a food how the fuck do you expect me to choose one
thats like asking me to pick between an elephant and a goddamn chip of wood from the playground
its a genetic enhancement unique to the strider family tree
i could write an instructional booklet how to be cool for dummies or some shit
but even then itd be levels of impossible for you to reach the degree of cool i possess in my dna
try not to bump your head as you swoon to the floor
my favorite color?
why dont i just show you
here it is 
such a beauty for the eye to behold
just let that sink right into your retinas
its quite a sightly tone isnt it
really satisfies the palate of hungry vision
funny i could say the same thing about you douchenuts
the doctor is in
and hes got his phd in all things inquiry
so go ahead and shoot like annie oakley pumping an apple full of lead on some douchebags head
